By Chuck Woodbury
Yikes! I don’t how I came upon it, but I ended up on a long thread of comments started by someone who believes super smart, reptilian aliens are living beneath Wal-Mart stores.
Just when you think you have heard everything, something insanely crazy like this comes along! Here, slightly edited, is what he/she wrote:
Wal-Mart specifically is New World Order Agenda, yes (old business) tunnels and cities are under Wal-Mart and their technology surpasses anything you can imagine. Yes, they are reptilian aliens and they need human blood to survive. They are owned by the government. . . .
So the next time you are in Wal-Mart, find a quiet spot, lie down, and put your ear to the floor. Hear the hum of machines? Odd reptilian gibberish? Or maybe just Morlocks?
Keep an eye out. Your blood — your very life — is in danger!