Professor of RVing For President

While others are getting out of the race, I'm getting in. It’s official, I am throwing my name into the hat and running for President of the United States. My platform is simple, “I promise to stay out of Washington and on RV-1 as much as possible.” There, isn’t that simple? I won’t take a salary and I will veto every single bill that Congress sends to my RV desk (unless it’s a bill that directs that the taxes on fuel actually be spent on maintaining roads and bridges). I will open the entire White House for tours and mandate that all National Parks install HUGE RV parks with full hook-ups using the money they collect from entrance fees. I will nominate only RVers to the Supreme Court and all other government positions and like me they will receive no pay for their services, because I don’t want them to show up for work. Gridlock is what I promise because if our government isn’t passing new laws and regulations we can have eight years of being left alone. OK, since I don’t have a committee I will need to rely on grass roots support. That means you’ll need to write my name in on your ballots. Write it like this: For President of the United States: Jim Twamley, Professor of RVing. Don’t expect me at any debates or to be out kissing babies, I’m too busy RVing for that! Thank you for your support!