By Chuck Woodbury
This ad showed up on my computer today.
I wish I had seen it a few years ago, before I met Gail. Little did I know that all I needed to do to attract a beautiful woman — just like the young, buxom blonde in the ad — was to get rid of the bags under my eyes, some wrinkles, and fine lines, whatever those are. I don’t even know if I have any fine lines.
Now, I did not click on the ad because I do not need to attract a younger woman because I already have done that. Her name is Gail and she is three years younger than me. If you want to know the truth, I would never want to attract the woman in the picture. She has too much lipstick and I bet it takes her two hours in the morning to get ready!
All that said, if you are an older guy who needs to attract a young buxom, blonde woman with lots of lipstick, then just get rid of those ugly bags under your eyes! They’re holding you back, bud!